Brad Majors

Hey, Janet

Janet Weiss

Yes, Brad?

Brad Majors

I've got something to say

Janet Weiss

Uh huh?

Brad Majors

I really love the...skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet

Janet Weiss

Oh...oh, Brad

Brad Majors

The river was deep but I swam it

Chorus

Janet

Brad Majors

The future is ours, so let's plan it

Chorus

Janet

Brad Majors

So please don't tell me to can it

Chorus

Janet

Brad Majors

I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
The road was long but I ran it

Chorus

Janet

Brad Majors

There's a fire in my heart and you fan it

Chorus

Janet

Brad Majors

If there's one fool for you then I am it

Chorus

Janet

Brad Majors

I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so

Janet Weiss

Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had

Chorus

Oh, Brad

Janet Weiss

Now we're engaged and I'm so glad

Chorus

Oh, Brad

Janet Weiss

That you met Mom and you know Dad

Chorus

Oh, Brad

Janet Weiss

I've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too
Oh, Brad

Brad Majors

Oh, dammit

Janet Weiss

I'm mad

Brad Majors

Oh, Janet

Janet Weiss

For you

Brad Majors

I love you too

Brad and Janet

There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo

Brad Majors

And that's go see the man who began it

Chorus

Janet

Brad Majors

When we met in his science exam-it

Chorus

Janet

Brad Majors

Made me give you the eye and then panic

Chorus

Janet

Brad Majors

Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Dammit, Janet

Janet Weiss

Oh Brad, I'm mad

Brad Majors

Dammit, Janet

Brad and Janet

I love you